• Patrick: I used to obsess over living
  • Pete: Now I only obsess over you
  • Patrick: Tell me you'd like boys like me better
  • Pete: In the dark laying on top of you.
  • Pete: This
  • Patrick: Has
  • Pete: Been
  • Patrick: Said
  • Patrick: So many times that
  • Pete: I'm not sure if it
  • Both: Matters
  • Pete: This
  • Patrick: Has
  • Pete: Been
  • Patrick: Said
  • Patrick: So many times that
  • Pete: I'm not sure if it
  • Pete: maTTERS
  • Patrick: THIS HAS BEEN SAID SO MANY TIMES THAT I'M NOT SURE IF IT
  • MATTERS.
  • WELL THIS HAS BEEN SAID SO MANY TIMES THAT I'M NOT SURE IF IT
  • MAEAEAEAAAAAAEERRSS
  • Me: *faints*

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets